Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 555288565987278858
I woke up late <:GWqlabsHyperRage:393085095285882881>
kill me
I woke up too early
yeet I didn’t have time to make breakfast
I'm going to sleep some more
good
sleep is code for eat spaghetti
Spaghetti code is best code
🐸 🐢
Time on my side
Thyme on my fries
sausage one is the wurst
<:high_iq:382980759012638731>
I hate you
<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>
@Ondsinet stop being a gay tuscan
<:NPC:500042735617703967>
lol cum
<:high_iq:382980759012638731>
<:kermit_wat:378719408534716426>
<:gay:382982146249326612>
Nice
angry nonna?
holy fuck stop chatting and come and do your job you dumb bitch
she eventually comes over "I saw the red light flashing and it didn't even register"
<:thronk:441701565607444482>
Shut uppa
how do people like this remain employed
@turtwig fuck is going on boomer
self service checkouts
when you try to buy boomer juice they have to verify you're a boomer
so you just gotta stand and wait for the fucking inept attendant to stop talking about what her neighbours' kids did at the weekend or whatever inconsequential bullshit she is droning on about and eventually come over and authorise the purchase
😭
lol my boss has clearly been on my computer while I wasn't at work but he's too dumb to use dual monitors or cover his tracks
Haha