Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 555311520318226432


2019-03-13 07:51:07 UTC  

lol my boss has clearly been on my computer while I wasn't at work but he's too dumb to use dual monitors or cover his tracks

Haha

Leave a txt doc on the desktop for himto read

2019-03-13 07:52:48 UTC  

an email that my colleague sent me has been selected in outlook and he's opened the attached picture like 5 times

2019-03-13 07:52:59 UTC  

except the picture opened on the second monitor

2019-03-13 07:53:04 UTC  

which was turned off

2019-03-13 07:53:16 UTC  

Haha

2019-03-13 07:53:57 UTC  

turn the monitor on this morning and my colleague's ugly mug is all over the screen

2019-03-13 07:59:29 UTC  

@turtwig he must've figured you're secretly a turtle😱

2019-03-13 08:00:24 UTC  

hi

2019-03-13 08:00:33 UTC  

Hi

2019-03-13 08:05:17 UTC  

oh no my secret is out

2019-03-13 08:16:58 UTC  

@turtwigkillthe boss

2019-03-13 08:18:05 UTC  

🐢💨 👱

2019-03-13 08:18:25 UTC  

Before he outs you

2019-03-13 08:36:32 UTC  

knl ö bgvujhklö̈́

2019-03-13 08:45:14 UTC  

When I was 16 I might've had socialist ideas untill I got my first paycheck for a month, and out of 30 days of work 13 were for the state

2019-03-13 08:45:40 UTC  

Aka some 40% income tax<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2019-03-13 08:46:31 UTC  
2019-03-13 08:46:47 UTC  

Sup

2019-03-13 08:49:43 UTC  

40% income tax what

2019-03-13 08:50:16 UTC  

Italy just got a flat 40% or something?

2019-03-13 08:50:54 UTC  

Idk

2019-03-13 08:51:13 UTC  

That's what they cut before they even give you the paycheck

2019-03-13 08:54:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/555312680253259776/IMG_20190311_161011.jpg

2019-03-13 09:54:52 UTC  

whatsup nibbers

Same thing we do everyday, try to destroy The EU <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

2019-03-13 10:06:15 UTC  

Doing better than Italy 😄

2019-03-13 10:45:15 UTC  

Morning <:GWjiangoPepeFedora:389447036329656323>

2019-03-13 10:53:03 UTC  

Yes

2019-03-13 10:53:06 UTC  

Fries good

2019-03-13 10:53:23 UTC  

The tree states of potatoes

2019-03-13 10:53:40 UTC  

The holy trinity

2019-03-13 10:53:52 UTC  

Baked potatoes can suck my dick