@turtwig fuck is going on boomer

self service checkouts

when you try to buy boomer juice they have to verify you're a boomer

so you just gotta stand and wait for the fucking inept attendant to stop talking about what her neighbours' kids did at the weekend or whatever inconsequential bullshit she is droning on about and eventually come over and authorise the purchase

😭

lol my boss has clearly been on my computer while I wasn't at work but he's too dumb to use dual monitors or cover his tracks

Haha

Leave a txt doc on the desktop for himto read

an email that my colleague sent me has been selected in outlook and he's opened the attached picture like 5 times

except the picture opened on the second monitor

which was turned off

Haha

turn the monitor on this morning and my colleague's ugly mug is all over the screen

@turtwig he must've figured you're secretly a turtle😱

hi

Hi

oh no my secret is out

@turtwigkillthe boss

🐢💨 👱

Before he outs you

knl ö bgvujhklö̈́

When I was 16 I might've had socialist ideas untill I got my first paycheck for a month, and out of 30 days of work 13 were for the state

Aka some 40% income tax<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

@Ondsinet

Sup

40% income tax what

Italy just got a flat 40% or something?

Idk

That's what they cut before they even give you the paycheck

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-47550046 KPOP is degenerate

whatsup nibbers

Same thing we do everyday, try to destroy The EU <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 X doubt

Doing better than Italy 😄

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 f

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Morning <:GWjiangoPepeFedora:389447036329656323>