Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 556418821834014750
It was detecting my ram in dxdiag properly but task manager only showed half
So it's probably because I formatted in 32 bits
my wife has accidentally sent SOS messages three times from two different phones in the last year
I have never even pocket dialled someone in the last 15 years
how even
i have mattress or pillow dialed people many times
SOS message? π€
in android you can send sos messages where it says sos, gives you the gps coordinates and current camera views
^
that's quite the butt dial
it's a really specific set of keys to do that too
and my mom just had a boomer moment
I sent her a message on WhatsApp and she replied to my message but to my wife
that's old school, message relaying via the wife
"remember he gets cranky without coffee"
meh, you are married. you are the same person now
souls fused into one in the eyes of God.
<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>
calling all jan-michael vincents
chest reveal
nice "beard"
What you going to court for this time?
@TwinVickers it grows extremely slowly in a perfect goatee shape
blame my dad
Turt is secretly Tommy Robinson confirmed
my grandad's 87th birthday
War Stories ππΏ
merchant navy iirc, not sure if he served
Congratulations to him!
your grandad could technically be my mother's father since she's 70
Afternoon
Hello Timezones my old friend
Ive come to talk with you again
How goes it for all the folks here?
Both my countries on the brink of Civil War. I'm grand.
What are they?
Two small clues in my username
Oh. I'm a moron.
doges