Message from @JanJacobsen

Discord ID: 556414523968323596


2019-03-16 09:30:09 UTC  

you shouldn't be removing modules if you're just going to misplace them

2019-03-16 09:30:32 UTC  

It's not a new PC at all, just a new ssd

2019-03-16 09:31:31 UTC  

It was detecting my ram in dxdiag properly but task manager only showed half

2019-03-16 09:31:57 UTC  

So it's probably because I formatted in 32 bits

2019-03-16 09:36:33 UTC  

my wife has accidentally sent SOS messages three times from two different phones in the last year

2019-03-16 09:36:42 UTC  

I have never even pocket dialled someone in the last 15 years

2019-03-16 09:36:46 UTC  

how even

2019-03-16 09:38:13 UTC  

i have mattress or pillow dialed people many times

SOS message? πŸ€”

2019-03-16 09:39:02 UTC  

in android you can send sos messages where it says sos, gives you the gps coordinates and current camera views

2019-03-16 09:39:15 UTC  

^

that's quite the butt dial

2019-03-16 09:40:15 UTC  

it's a really specific set of keys to do that too

2019-03-16 09:40:43 UTC  

and my mom just had a boomer moment

2019-03-16 09:40:55 UTC  

I sent her a message on WhatsApp and she replied to my message but to my wife

2019-03-16 09:46:20 UTC  

that's old school, message relaying via the wife

2019-03-16 09:46:37 UTC  

"remember he gets cranky without coffee"

meh, you are married. you are the same person now

souls fused into one in the eyes of God.

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2019-03-16 10:06:51 UTC  

calling all jan-michael vincents

2019-03-16 10:09:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/556418821326635038/20190316_100919.jpg

2019-03-16 10:09:45 UTC  

chest reveal

2019-03-16 10:10:07 UTC  

nice "beard"

What you going to court for this time?

2019-03-16 10:15:29 UTC  

@TwinVickers it grows extremely slowly in a perfect goatee shape

2019-03-16 10:16:01 UTC  

blame my dad

Turt is secretly Tommy Robinson confirmed

2019-03-16 10:33:05 UTC  

my grandad's 87th birthday

War Stories πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

2019-03-16 10:34:47 UTC  

merchant navy iirc, not sure if he served

2019-03-16 10:35:24 UTC  

Congratulations to him!

2019-03-16 10:39:00 UTC  

your grandad could technically be my mother's father since she's 70

2019-03-16 10:47:45 UTC  

@turtwigπŸ‘Œ

2019-03-16 10:51:45 UTC  

Afternoon

2019-03-16 10:54:12 UTC  

Hello Timezones my old friend
Ive come to talk with you again

2019-03-16 10:57:06 UTC  

How goes it for all the folks here?

Both my countries on the brink of Civil War. I'm grand.

2019-03-16 11:08:49 UTC  

What are they?

Two small clues in my username