They aged them up way too much tbh

They'd be in their 40s at this point. Both Vito and Joe look like they're 50.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish-American_organized_crime

https://youtu.be/9Ah6yrGOz-Q Yeah, great fucking story this game had.

Watching some gameplay of Death Stranding. I expected a terrible game.... but not THIS terrible

How do you have future bikes that can go up vertical hills, but dead stop when it hits a tiny pebble?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXf9O0OWe54

Death Stranding seemed too much of a weird art project for me to even have considered that it might be good

That ad didn't make it better

That ad is the best thing about it. The game is literally just a walking simulator

and the world looks AWFUL

B-b-but it's *mysterious*

You dont even walk through good looking terrain, the world looks like it is full of volcanic expelled rocks

You have a really cool bike. But you cant actually USE it because there is so much shit in your way. You have to go super slow to avoid hitting the 6 billion rocks

You have to balance your carry load

because you can FALL OVER if you arent properly balanced

And your boxes go everywhere....

You spend most of your time using the sticks to balance yourself when you have a 10ft stack of crates on your back

From your description this sounds like a shitty freemium game where I'll have to buy microtransaction keys to unlock boxes

Oh no no no..... you cant OPEN the boxes. As a matter of fact, they have security tape on them

if you drop them too often

the tape breaks

and you fail that delivery mission

DOESNT THAT SOUND EXCITING!?!

And no shit..... you have to get Monster Energy Drinks to restore energy

Barf.

@The Eternal Swede Sounds like my kind of game but I don't think Kojima's message will jive with me.

Are there other options or can you only drink Monster? Red Bull? Rockstar?

monster

they sponsored the game

Sweet

That makes sense tho

You're a courier.

Right?

yes

So you're a mailman. You can't drop your package.

Or open it

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So lmao, you bought the wrong game.

Oh