Message from @DarthSammich
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They aged them up way too much tbh
They'd be in their 40s at this point. Both Vito and Joe look like they're 50.
https://youtu.be/9Ah6yrGOz-Q Yeah, great fucking story this game had.
Watching some gameplay of Death Stranding. I expected a terrible game.... but not THIS terrible
How do you have future bikes that can go up vertical hills, but dead stop when it hits a tiny pebble?
Death Stranding seemed too much of a weird art project for me to even have considered that it might be good
That ad didn't make it better
That ad is the best thing about it. The game is literally just a walking simulator
and the world looks AWFUL
B-b-but it's *mysterious*
You dont even walk through good looking terrain, the world looks like it is full of volcanic expelled rocks
You have a really cool bike. But you cant actually USE it because there is so much shit in your way. You have to go super slow to avoid hitting the 6 billion rocks
You have to balance your carry load
because you can FALL OVER if you arent properly balanced
And your boxes go everywhere....
You spend most of your time using the sticks to balance yourself when you have a 10ft stack of crates on your back
From your description this sounds like a shitty freemium game where I'll have to buy microtransaction keys to unlock boxes
Oh no no no..... you cant OPEN the boxes. As a matter of fact, they have security tape on them
the tape breaks
and you fail that delivery mission
DOESNT THAT SOUND EXCITING!?!
And no shit..... you have to get Monster Energy Drinks to restore energy
Barf.
@The Eternal Swede Sounds like my kind of game but I don't think Kojima's message will jive with me.
Are there other options or can you only drink Monster? Red Bull? Rockstar?
monster
they sponsored the game
Sweet
That makes sense tho
You're a courier.
Right?
yes
So you're a mailman. You can't drop your package.
Or open it
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So lmao, you bought the wrong game.
Oh