You have to balance your carry load

because you can FALL OVER if you arent properly balanced

And your boxes go everywhere....

You spend most of your time using the sticks to balance yourself when you have a 10ft stack of crates on your back

From your description this sounds like a shitty freemium game where I'll have to buy microtransaction keys to unlock boxes

Oh no no no..... you cant OPEN the boxes. As a matter of fact, they have security tape on them

if you drop them too often

the tape breaks

and you fail that delivery mission

DOESNT THAT SOUND EXCITING!?!

And no shit..... you have to get Monster Energy Drinks to restore energy

Barf.

@The Eternal Swede Sounds like my kind of game but I don't think Kojima's message will jive with me.

Are there other options or can you only drink Monster? Red Bull? Rockstar?

monster

they sponsored the game

Sweet

That makes sense tho

You're a courier.

Right?

yes

So you're a mailman. You can't drop your package.

Or open it

<:Yes:639977935209627658>

So lmao, you bought the wrong game.

Oh

You didn't buy it

Nope

I will tho

Maybe

I don't touch Kojima Cancer

Take that back

Kojima is literally the second coming

When it's cheaper, I'll get it.

The trailer was sick, music was sick asf

I watched a few hours of gameplay. The game actually punishes you for fighting or doing anything interesting

Makes sense

You're a mailman.

Deliver your package