so guys who work at dairy queen, around vanilla ice cream get ALL the chicks 😉

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But I drink protein shakes every day

High quality ones

2-3 on average sometimes many more sometimes none

Should just add egg to it

If you have ever eaten an egg once, then your average is greater than 0.

Lol

I eat, maybe 2? or 3 eggs a week. so maybe 0.5 eggs per day

i ate an egg once, and im still going

I’m not a big fan of eggs unless mixed with something

Hard boiled eggs are good

a lot longer then i expected

@Hermitage huh really?

> Several studies with slightly different methodology demonstrated that female participants showed increased positive-stimulated mood (affect) and reduced negative mood after exposure to either male axillary extracts (Preti et al., 2003) or purified androstadienone (but not androstenol or vehicle) (Jacob and McClintock, 2000; Jacob et al., 2002; Wyart et al., 2007). The androstadienone-induced mood uplift was dependent on its dose (Bensafi et al., 2004b) and on the pre-exposure mood engendered by a “sad” or “happy” video (Bensafi et al., 2004a), and was abolished when a pain stimulus was given (Villemure and Bushnell, 2007). A robust reduction in feelings of negative affect and negative character was also found when androstadienone was administered by a vapor pulse directly to the putative VNO (Grosser et al., 2000).

O.o

is that what a white guy's dick looks like on the inside?

Probably 0.3 @>Cytos, de lieve goede synth

ye i thought as much thnx guys

I like a pickled egg as a snack sometimes

@Weaboo Kempeitai I think the reasoning is that we eat a lot of cheese and drink milk in our tea and coffee

Ah, I got it,
that's an asian-american's dick..
white on the outside, yellow on the inside

https://www.livescience.com/28812-women-prefer-smell-of-manly-guys.html

We're probably so used to the smell that we don't notice it, but they don't eat that nearly as much

> Women at their peak fertility prefer the smell of men oozing with testosterone, a new study finds.
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> Ovulation has been shown to impact a woman's mating preferences. For instance, women in the fertile phase of their menstrual cycle favor more masculine traits, such as a deep voice or manly face, characteristics associated with the hormone testosterone, studies have found. Other research suggests fertile women are attracted to men with high levels of the stress hormone cortisol, which may be involved in stronger immune systems.

O.o

Don't shower while she's ovulating.

Does anyone have like a questionaire to help me estimate my testosterone levels or something along that?

Don't shower.

you can't get your testosterone level by filling out paperwork

yes, you have to rip the paperwork up

and smash the desk

and roar

then you pass

but I think you can get some paper strips that you pee on?

Ah, I was hoping there some physical indications.

https://www.infowarsstore.com/super-male-vitality

like keto strips?..

Do some powerlifting while listening to the DOOM soundtrack and visualizing yourself viciously murdering demons 2-3 hours before you go to get the blood test

I'm sure what you meant to say was: visualize killing demons