Message from @ScaredForLife

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2020-01-31 18:47:06 UTC  

is that what a white guy's dick looks like on the inside?

2020-01-31 18:47:13 UTC  
2020-01-31 18:47:28 UTC  

ye i thought as much thnx guys

2020-01-31 18:47:33 UTC  

I like a pickled egg as a snack sometimes

2020-01-31 18:48:10 UTC  

@Weaboo Kempeitai I think the reasoning is that we eat a lot of cheese and drink milk in our tea and coffee

2020-01-31 18:48:15 UTC  

Ah, I got it,
that's an asian-american's dick..
white on the outside, yellow on the inside

2020-01-31 18:48:24 UTC  

We're probably so used to the smell that we don't notice it, but they don't eat that nearly as much

2020-01-31 18:48:27 UTC  

> Women at their peak fertility prefer the smell of men oozing with testosterone, a new study finds.
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> Ovulation has been shown to impact a woman's mating preferences. For instance, women in the fertile phase of their menstrual cycle favor more masculine traits, such as a deep voice or manly face, characteristics associated with the hormone testosterone, studies have found. Other research suggests fertile women are attracted to men with high levels of the stress hormone cortisol, which may be involved in stronger immune systems.

2020-01-31 18:48:31 UTC  

O.o

2020-01-31 18:49:02 UTC  

Don't shower while she's ovulating.

2020-01-31 18:49:19 UTC  

Does anyone have like a questionaire to help me estimate my testosterone levels or something along that?

2020-01-31 18:49:20 UTC  

Don't shower.

2020-01-31 18:49:57 UTC  

you can't get your testosterone level by filling out paperwork

2020-01-31 18:50:14 UTC  

yes, you have to rip the paperwork up

2020-01-31 18:50:17 UTC  

and smash the desk

2020-01-31 18:50:19 UTC  

and roar

2020-01-31 18:50:21 UTC  

then you pass

2020-01-31 18:50:26 UTC  

but I think you can get some paper strips that you pee on?

2020-01-31 18:50:27 UTC  

Ah, I was hoping there some physical indications.

2020-01-31 18:50:39 UTC  

like keto strips?..

2020-01-31 18:51:10 UTC  

Do some powerlifting while listening to the DOOM soundtrack and visualizing yourself viciously murdering demons 2-3 hours before you go to get the blood test

2020-01-31 18:51:37 UTC  

I'm sure what you meant to say was: visualize killing demons

2020-01-31 18:51:47 UTC  

NORF FC PHENOTYPE

2020-01-31 18:51:56 UTC  

I found a self assessment test for testosterone. Wish my luck, guys.

2020-01-31 18:52:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/672876788862550057/unknown.png

2020-01-31 18:52:26 UTC  

and at the end of the questionnaire, turns out, your estrogen levels will be through the roof

2020-01-31 18:52:42 UTC  

Drink your soy goy

2020-01-31 18:53:08 UTC  

just looking for a questionnaire from vox means your testosterone is low 😉

2020-01-31 18:54:25 UTC  

> How is your sexual performance? Take into consideration your level of desire, arousal, performance, and pleasure when determining where your sexual performance falls in the scale below.

2020-01-31 18:54:38 UTC  

When I am a virgin for religious purposes.

2020-01-31 18:54:53 UTC  

Which religion?

2020-01-31 18:55:04 UTC  

But I have turned down sex from women before. But I really can't answer this question.

I am a Protestant.

2020-01-31 18:55:51 UTC  

I've turned down sex from women before too,
mom can be annoying sometimes..

2020-01-31 18:59:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/672878752589676604/Capture1.PNG

2020-01-31 18:59:59 UTC  

Ultimately women don't care if men are virgins. They usually prefer they are not.

2020-01-31 19:00:06 UTC  

Men and women can't be judged by the same standards.

2020-01-31 19:00:10 UTC  

I hope this is more eligible.

2020-01-31 19:00:41 UTC  

Virgins marrying virgins is best