Selling bathwater for full stack of diamonds uwu

Authentic catholic-girl bathwater for all those thirsty prottie-boys

*t h i r s t*

What do the Catholic boys get?

nuffin

What's even the point of Catholic girls then?

so that catholic boys have something to orbit

Fuq

Y'all just don't know how to talk to Ladies and get close to them

👀

You gotta ask them a million questions about themselves, that shows you're interested, and they'll pull you down from Orbit and into her Heart.

Is this your experience?

Cheer up Gentlemen, "TFW no girlfriend" Ain't going to get you anywhere, talking to a Wholesome Churchgoing Woman will

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Indeed it is

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I see.

You could say I have a lot of experience

I hate seeing how men give up so easily and say "meh, I'll just Orbit"

Never orbit.

But rather have your own orbiters.

Exactly

She is not the prize, you are

You need to see if she's worthy of YOU a 10/10 King

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Gotta love polaks

:)

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Die to one’s self, be dead to the world, don’t trust your mind when it tells you you’re the prize and neither remove your dignity “orbiting” anybody

And perhaps use the right channel

>he thought this was about an actual purchase of gf

lol

Hol' up, I use my mind because emotions are sporadic and illogical, now you're telling me not to use my mind? What am I supposed to do, roll some dice on everything?

That's how I roleplayed my chaotic neutrals lmao.

Huh

Dying to the world is being dead to your passions, as St. Isaac the Syrian collectively calls them the world

"All right, there's a qt3.14, let's see what I roll on diplomacy. Ah, a 16, but -1 due to charisma, -2 because of unfamiliarity, 13 isn't bad. Hopefully in beats the intimidation factor and counter-diplomacy roll. Now to roll these alphabet dice to figure out what to say, but first I need to roll this number die to figure out sentence length then roll a dice weighted specifically to the commonality of certain word lengths in the English language based on Hemmingway's- wait, why is she walking away? Come back here! You still have to make a counter roll!"

What are you talking about

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Rolling dice to get a gf because I can't use my mind or my emotions so I'm trusting the winds of chaos to lead me to an ordered goal but ironically the winds of chaos themselves follow an ordered procedure

Then she runs away because autism typically gives a -10 debuff to non-tard wranglers