Start with me, mate

What if Jesus came back and saw us in here.

Wtf delete this channel

I think he'd have bigger fish to fry than a discord channel

AT LEAST THEIR ISN'T PORN

Thank goodness

Stfu

NO I WAS GONNA EDIT

REEEEEE

Too late

I met a little boy at my church named Cyprian

Sounds greek

Did he have sandals and a skirt, with a sheathed gladius?

OOF

My gladius hard

I have a bastard sword

@Iakovos He would laugh...he isn't a prude

A claymore

Hey niggers technically I am an orphan

I have Zweihander

And a bastard

I don't know my father

A kodachi

But I wasn't born out of wedlock

Only real men cry tears out their penis

Meaning it's only for show

I had stepdads because my mother is a whore.

An adultress

But she was just to divorce my bio dad

Well that's good, means you probably dodged a generational spirit

My bio dad was a rapist kek

Oof

Op, no such luck then

@Iakovos Bit of viking blood isn't going to hurt you...

Sorry brother, but it's probably gonna suck for your children and grandchildren

Great grandkids should be fine though

I was disowned eventually. My bio dad was italian and english. Mother english with the tiniest trace of native. Though she *says* she's part native. I don't believe it

@888 are you calling me a rapist

@Petranadon I want a traditional family.

@Deleted User What is wrong with good European blood?

I am the head of my dynasty. Will be changing my last name to Wolff.