jumped the fence in her face and went to my class full nigga mode

Damn

**Half-Life Gameplay - Chapter Two: Anomalous Materials**
Dr. Rosenberg: _I have just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen._
_Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port._

b r u h

you: Fr. youngtrad
me: Archpriest Mega Chad

Wtf

P A T R O L L E D

I’m at a loss for words upon watching that clip

Here’s something significantly less bizarre

https://youtu.be/q5q77MQzU2Q

foath

whats the year of the apocalypse again

2077

?

Me c. 2014

Pray for me boys

Think I've got hemorrhoids

isnt that where you shit out blood

Little bit

fuck

i'll pray a rosary for you

There's a couple of protrusions out of my butthole

It's like swollen/irritated or some shit

how did you even started shitting blood

????

Well you shit normally and there's just a little bit of blood when you wipe

yeah i mean did you eat something bad

That's normal for me though I've had that problem for like 4 years

did you eat a bone and did it puncture your intestines or something

Nah nothing out of the ordinary

Oh maybe

Had some snapper on Sunday

if you had that for years you should probably have it looked by a doctor

you might even get an infection

But nah I think it's hemorrhoids you don't get an irritated butthole from eating bones