Me c. 2014

Pray for me boys

Think I've got hemorrhoids

isnt that where you shit out blood

Little bit

fuck

i'll pray a rosary for you

There's a couple of protrusions out of my butthole

It's like swollen/irritated or some shit

how did you even started shitting blood

????

Well you shit normally and there's just a little bit of blood when you wipe

yeah i mean did you eat something bad

That's normal for me though I've had that problem for like 4 years

did you eat a bone and did it puncture your intestines or something

Nah nothing out of the ordinary

Oh maybe

Had some snapper on Sunday

if you had that for years you should probably have it looked by a doctor

you might even get an infection

But nah I think it's hemorrhoids you don't get an irritated butthole from eating bones

I don't want a doctor poking around my butt even if he has the best intentions

Firm no homo warning

I don't know man, I'd rather be fingered for 10 mins that shit blood for the rest of my life

Mate it's not like I'm bleeding profusely out of my ass

yeah but its weird and all

It's not that weird

imagine getting a diarrhea and your underwear has shit and blood on it

It's the smell that's getting to me right quick

Not normal

it's blood and shit

It's not like a shit or blood smell

It's like a weird gross BO smell

Irritated butthole sweat 😩

this might be weird but

how does your fart smell

Rotten