You get a discount with your owm car but I don't have a legal one

You have to get at least 80% here to pass

I then had to wait an hour with some stoner faggot for some bitch to take a sloppy pick and print the card

I'm glad I did it when I was in highschool

my mom cursed me by telling me that I could only get a gf when I had a car, got a gf the same week lmao

my school was so shit I had to jump the fence to get in to lol

femoid guard was like I can't let you in pee pee poo poo

jumped the fence in her face and went to my class full nigga mode

Damn

**Half-Life Gameplay - Chapter Two: Anomalous Materials**
Dr. Rosenberg: _I have just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen._
_Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port._

b r u h

you: Fr. youngtrad
me: Archpriest Mega Chad

Wtf

P A T R O L L E D

I’m at a loss for words upon watching that clip

Here’s something significantly less bizarre

https://youtu.be/q5q77MQzU2Q

foath

whats the year of the apocalypse again

2077

?

Me c. 2014

Pray for me boys

Think I've got hemorrhoids

isnt that where you shit out blood

Little bit

fuck

i'll pray a rosary for you

There's a couple of protrusions out of my butthole

It's like swollen/irritated or some shit

how did you even started shitting blood

????

Well you shit normally and there's just a little bit of blood when you wipe

yeah i mean did you eat something bad

That's normal for me though I've had that problem for like 4 years