Doodoo

What

Ooooh I'd rather drink apple cider

apple cider tastes nice but water defo helps

water with ice

is nice

Apple cider is kinda like green tea tho no?

Not taste but effects

Apple Cider is high in calories. Tea isn't

Just drink coffee

I can't drink coffee after reading that greentext story

Apple cider is fattening.

Lots of added sugar and artificial sweeteners.

just drink water

>Not drinking milk to flex on non-whites. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

<:bruh:569616839340982272>

Gym time

>not always loading on creatine

Why are you even pretending to be fit?

>not having whey protein farts

Are you even eating?

Everyone hates me because of protein farts

What do I do?

Flex on them

Unironically

Assert your dominance. If someone has a cry ur farts are too smelly just show them that ur bicep is bigger than their head

Being this good looking has its downsides

Thanks bro

Give good curl exercises trashlords

knew a couple gymbros who did coke on the regular

Coke is just preworkout for men

tbh if ur not blowing a fat rail before benching, what are you even doing?

Jokes on you big people us manlets bluids up muscles faster than you lol

@MawLr MANLET GANG RISE UP

Ok shorty

Cocaine is amazing ngl

*pats head* awn, it thinks it’s big

Like doing phat line before a sprint is worth the od

lmao and that is a feat?

What a noob