Having a muscular gf would make me feel gay

Need a muscular 6'6" Nordic alien to incubate my children

If you want a woman to be your gf grab her firmly by the arm, grip it judgingly and say "You are worthy enough to bear my champions"

tfw no Tsarina gf

I'm too good for a normal gf

Why would I want a normal gf?

gay nigger

Give me a f*moid workout pls

She might be chunky, but I dont want her dling more than me

@Daniil Tell her to lift or get her fat ass in back in the kitchen

I need real advice

Or im banishing you to the filthpit

Seriously speaking you should teach her to lift

Just don't teach her to lift more than you

Duh.

I just want a decent routine from Claire. A lady routine

Strong lifts or SS, unironically.

Give it a bit of time to get her into the swing of things, and write a routine for her while she's busy learning the ropes.

Anyway, if I see her in the gym fucking up again, I will approach her.
Prolly get rejected but w/e, you know what they say about shots never taken

Most girls at the gym train legs/glutes, core and cardio

Now that I am working, I plan to buy a gym membership.

I suggest starting at home

Depending on your self-discipline though

I started out at home, and when doing pushups became too easy, I got a membership

Still can't push-up for the life of me.

Starting at home is satisfying

Good workouts for home?

My upper body strength is nothing short of awful.

there have been posts here about that

Someone recommend me something else than HIIT

But depends what you need

https://i.imgur.com/ElWk741.jpg

Like, if you cant even do the level 1 pushup, you might as well seek medical attention

Cause that isnt normal

Got no bones man

😂

The final level pushup looks like you evolve into some mutant spider creature

Nvm picture was too small

I thought he was upside down lol

Kek

Yeay so basically I'm a retard