and not the BDSM kind, but the county jail kind of restraints

Dutch girls are... best avoided.

Only problem is she's calvinist

South African birds aren't far behind.

Perhaps you should seal the deal on that before throwing money at a passport

Case in point.

I need to fix that

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If anyone wants advice on long distance shit, gimme a yell. Been there, done that, succeeded.

I mean... I have the same trouble.

Chances are, if she's Dutch, she also is or was a turboslut, don't ask me how I know this.

I mean I need the passport for other shit too

> dutch girl
So she's taller than you, pass

Lmao

I like the tall ones. uwu

My children are gonna be so tall >.<

5’10 gang

I'm 5'10 :^)

I'm 5'11

The memes are true

Normal people here sorry

Fuck all of you.

Okay uwu

The memes are indeed true

Beautiful English girl, long ginger hair, disciplined, good family, God-fearing, but... she's a Scottish Presbyterian.

I thought presbyterians were an American thing

@GodFearingEnglishman wasn't she also a mudshark?

Quite an asterisk

No, it seems not.

Game on then, mate.

Mud shark as in dates niggers?

Aye

Darn

It turns out she's not at all attracted to her black chap. Just rather too innocent to say no to a relationship with an old childhood friend.

I thought the term for that was coal burners

Question is

Mudshark, coalburner.

What’s a black chap doing in Scotland

Women will follow the man's beliefs.

Not Scottish.

@MawLr Scotland is uber left.