This is the sort of shit GF throws a conniption over.

Jesus Christ

Indeed. Calm your thighs, woman.

Kek

yeah @Based Chav

Makes sense.

but also thr conflicy itself tells you how she handles it

*shakes thighs* NEVER

But, no more conniptions from me.

The best life is a calm and content life.

If you go into a relationship aiming to develop conflict you're a dumbass.

*puts restraints on @Wrath*

Thots are a natural part of life, and sometimes there are bloody stupid Estonian admins who give those thots the opportunity to... no... no... I mustn't get riled up.

Ha

@Orthodox Andy Нет

I have a Dutch girl in mind but I need to get a passport

Da

Dutch bitches are crazy.

and not the BDSM kind, but the county jail kind of restraints

Dutch girls are... best avoided.

Only problem is she's calvinist

South African birds aren't far behind.

Perhaps you should seal the deal on that before throwing money at a passport

Case in point.

I need to fix that

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If anyone wants advice on long distance shit, gimme a yell. Been there, done that, succeeded.

I mean... I have the same trouble.

Chances are, if she's Dutch, she also is or was a turboslut, don't ask me how I know this.

I mean I need the passport for other shit too

> dutch girl
So she's taller than you, pass

Lmao

I like the tall ones. uwu

My children are gonna be so tall >.<

5’10 gang

I'm 5'10 :^)

I'm 5'11

The memes are true

Normal people here sorry

Fuck all of you.

Okay uwu