Sure, it's nice to have somebody at home who makes sure you're looked after, but your wife and your mother are not the same.
Probably my favourite adage on the subject:
"Your sons cease to be sons when they become fathers and husbands, your daughters will always be a disappointment."
lmao
Men with wives live on average ten years longer and are way healthier
That's a ton of discussion for not even half way through the book
Woah guys
You're taking her calling you daddy too seriously
It's almost like we've been around the block a few times. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>
I don't like it when boomer stereotypes of our generations become spot on
Ok?
Yes
Yeah, alright mate.
We're all going to make it kings.
When's your wedding?
In about four months time.
Happy times. ❤️
Yeah, and our invites are in the post, I'm sure. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>
not 'avin a souf fc nonce at mi weddin'. Not racis jus don't like em, simple az - Gaz
@Wychwood where's my invite
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@Wrath
Yis
@Based Chav becoming desperate in his old age, UwU's at the closest female
A second betrayal that I shall not forget.
UwU
YOU UWU'D AT ME
What's this
@Based Chav the betrayal is against me brother
You do not UwU at a married lass
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I'm just gonna leave this one well alone.
All I shall say is the lady doth UwU too much.
Damn, those artists are getting good these days.
@Based Chav UwU
What if I’m retarded
Am I beyond the percentage?
There's always a margin of error, I suppose.
