Message from @Lord Humungus

Discord ID: 665580053861498910


2020-01-11 09:39:01 UTC  

You'll be fine

2020-01-11 09:57:17 UTC  

The trick is to have the expectations of them only slightly above those of a child, and act paternal. You'll never be disappointed and they'll think it's hot because you remind them of their father. Women are weird.

2020-01-11 09:57:51 UTC  

Sounds like daddy issues

2020-01-11 10:04:59 UTC  

All women have daddy issues tbh

2020-01-11 10:08:09 UTC  

and there’s us men wanting women who are like our second mothers to us

2020-01-11 10:45:46 UTC  

Do we?

2020-01-11 10:46:03 UTC  

We want women to be mothers to our children.

2020-01-11 10:46:07 UTC  

But not to us.

2020-01-11 10:46:33 UTC  

Sure, it's nice to have somebody at home who makes sure you're looked after, but your wife and your mother are not the same.

2020-01-11 10:46:50 UTC  

Probably my favourite adage on the subject:

2020-01-11 10:47:15 UTC  

"Your sons cease to be sons when they become fathers and husbands, your daughters will always be a disappointment."

2020-01-11 12:06:38 UTC  

lmao

2020-01-11 12:10:56 UTC  

lmao

2020-01-11 13:52:52 UTC  

Men with wives live on average ten years longer and are way healthier

2020-01-11 15:10:19 UTC  

That's a ton of discussion for not even half way through the book

2020-01-11 15:10:19 UTC  

Woah guys

2020-01-11 15:11:52 UTC  

You're taking her calling you daddy too seriously

2020-01-11 15:32:46 UTC  

It's almost like we've been around the block a few times. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

2020-01-11 15:35:59 UTC  

I don't like it when boomer stereotypes of our generations become spot on

2020-01-11 15:37:04 UTC  

Ok?

2020-01-11 15:37:30 UTC  

Yes

2020-01-11 15:38:28 UTC  

Yeah, alright mate.

2020-01-11 17:29:19 UTC  

We're all going to make it kings.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595818386383175690/665608191060738069/redraw.jpg

2020-01-11 17:29:50 UTC  

When's your wedding?

2020-01-11 17:31:03 UTC  

In about four months time.

2020-01-11 17:31:20 UTC  

Happy times. ❤️

2020-01-11 17:34:43 UTC  

Yeah, and our invites are in the post, I'm sure. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

2020-01-11 17:45:09 UTC  

not 'avin a souf fc nonce at mi weddin'. Not racis jus don't like em, simple az - Gaz

2020-01-11 17:50:23 UTC  

@Wychwood where's my invite

2020-01-11 17:50:32 UTC  

<:GWcmeisterPeepoE:403295297159299083>

2020-01-11 17:51:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595818386383175690/665613722173177899/Betrayal.jpg

2020-01-11 17:52:07 UTC  

Yis

2020-01-11 18:04:31 UTC  

@Based Chav becoming desperate in his old age, UwU's at the closest female

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595818386383175690/665617051137867786/Screenshot_20200111-130358_Discord.jpg

2020-01-11 18:04:58 UTC  

A second betrayal that I shall not forget.

2020-01-11 18:05:13 UTC  

UwU

2020-01-11 18:05:14 UTC  

YOU UWU'D AT ME

2020-01-11 18:05:17 UTC  

What's this

2020-01-11 18:06:24 UTC  

@Based Chav the betrayal is against me brother

2020-01-11 18:06:38 UTC  

You do not UwU at a married lass

2020-01-11 18:07:40 UTC  

<:ohyou2:569616856105877505>

2020-01-11 18:07:49 UTC  

I'm just gonna leave this one well alone.