Message from @Lord Humungus
Discord ID: 665580053861498910
You'll be fine
The trick is to have the expectations of them only slightly above those of a child, and act paternal. You'll never be disappointed and they'll think it's hot because you remind them of their father. Women are weird.
Sounds like daddy issues
All women have daddy issues tbh
and there’s us men wanting women who are like our second mothers to us
Do we?
We want women to be mothers to our children.
But not to us.
Sure, it's nice to have somebody at home who makes sure you're looked after, but your wife and your mother are not the same.
Probably my favourite adage on the subject:
"Your sons cease to be sons when they become fathers and husbands, your daughters will always be a disappointment."
lmao
lmao
Men with wives live on average ten years longer and are way healthier
That's a ton of discussion for not even half way through the book
Woah guys
You're taking her calling you daddy too seriously
It's almost like we've been around the block a few times. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>
I don't like it when boomer stereotypes of our generations become spot on
Ok?
Yeah, alright mate.
When's your wedding?
In about four months time.
Happy times. ❤️
Yeah, and our invites are in the post, I'm sure. <:ohyou2:569616856105877505>
not 'avin a souf fc nonce at mi weddin'. Not racis jus don't like em, simple az - Gaz
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Yis
A second betrayal that I shall not forget.
UwU
YOU UWU'D AT ME
What's this
@Based Chav the betrayal is against me brother
You do not UwU at a married lass
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I'm just gonna leave this one well alone.