Message from @Petranadon

Discord ID: 577597365385429023


2019-05-13 19:09:05 UTC  

Lollll gotcha

2019-05-13 19:17:14 UTC  

Yeah someone should convince Mel

2019-05-13 19:17:39 UTC  

Inb4 Jim Cavizel as Aragorn

2019-05-13 19:22:54 UTC  

and the orks are the niggers

2019-05-13 19:25:04 UTC  

King Theoden is eternal anglo

2019-05-13 19:25:35 UTC  

Hobbits are based welshmen

2019-05-13 19:54:22 UTC  

>Welsh
>Based

2019-05-13 19:54:36 UTC  

Mate, I don't know where you get your information from, but I think you'd better have a word.

2019-05-13 20:21:50 UTC  

The dwarvish language is based on hebrew too - jews confirmed

2019-05-13 20:29:32 UTC  

Hoard gold until they attract dragons...

2019-05-13 20:31:58 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-13 20:32:23 UTC  

and they specifically dont till the earth or grow any of their food, rely on their skill as merchants to get what they need

2019-05-13 20:33:56 UTC  

Incredibly unfriendly to outsiders. Tolkien said very few outsiders know the Dwarven tongue, and even then only bits and pieces

2019-05-13 20:34:39 UTC  

"Fathers would beg us to take their sons asapprentices, and pay us handsomely,especially in food-supplies, which we never bothered to grow or find for ourselves"

2019-05-13 20:34:53 UTC  

good point

2019-05-13 20:38:42 UTC  

"Petty-dwarves differed from normal Dwarves in various ways: they were smaller, far more unsociable, and they freely gave away their names: other Dwarves kept their Khuzdul names and language a secret. This may have been one of the reasons they were exiled."

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/577595599512141834/250px-Angus_McBride_-_Petty_dwarves.png

2019-05-13 20:40:22 UTC  

Was trying to figure out how it would be remotely possible for Dwarves to maintain their community with no agricultural projects. Then I remembered Erebor and Lake Town

2019-05-13 20:41:38 UTC  

the chad tolkien vs the virgin GRRM

2019-05-13 20:44:04 UTC  

Remember that time the (((dwarves))) and elves worked together on a project and both sides wanted it so the (((dwarves))) janked the elf that helped them thus starting centuries of enmity between their races?

2019-05-13 20:44:59 UTC  

Of course, it's just a coincidence they keep being forced out of their homes and keep having to try to find new places to live

2019-05-13 20:45:43 UTC  

Always remember the six gorillion that died in the smaugocost

2019-05-13 20:50:10 UTC  

Smaugocost

2019-05-13 20:54:46 UTC  

Oh, if only.

2019-05-13 20:55:26 UTC  

So they're taking even more steps to remove themselves from the gene pool. That's very kind of them.

2019-05-13 20:55:50 UTC  

"Sex is the cement that glues together every relationship"

2019-05-13 20:56:05 UTC  

Imagine believing this

2019-05-13 20:56:40 UTC  

I have a good relationship with my coworkers

2019-05-13 20:57:01 UTC  

Fun the whole family can enjoy

2019-05-13 22:41:56 UTC  

fucking hell

2019-05-13 22:42:06 UTC  

when my dad left my mom at least he had the guts to tell us

2019-05-13 22:42:13 UTC  

eastern europe memes

2019-05-13 22:42:26 UTC  

Just like when dad went to buy milk and never came back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2019-05-13 22:45:57 UTC  

anyway how are you my gamer words

2019-05-13 23:21:18 UTC  

Reminder to smoke pipes and cigars

2019-05-13 23:32:39 UTC  

@Crux tobacco pipe smoker

2019-05-13 23:32:48 UTC  

here

2019-05-13 23:33:11 UTC  

I love how he straigjt up calls chewers subhumans

2019-05-13 23:33:29 UTC  

And weeders degenerates

2019-05-13 23:43:14 UTC  

@Crux i mean are they not?

2019-05-13 23:43:53 UTC  

Smoking in general is pretty gross