Hoard gold until they attract dragons...

yeah

and they specifically dont till the earth or grow any of their food, rely on their skill as merchants to get what they need

Incredibly unfriendly to outsiders. Tolkien said very few outsiders know the Dwarven tongue, and even then only bits and pieces

"Fathers would beg us to take their sons asapprentices, and pay us handsomely,especially in food-supplies, which we never bothered to grow or find for ourselves"

good point

"Petty-dwarves differed from normal Dwarves in various ways: they were smaller, far more unsociable, and they freely gave away their names: other Dwarves kept their Khuzdul names and language a secret. This may have been one of the reasons they were exiled."

Was trying to figure out how it would be remotely possible for Dwarves to maintain their community with no agricultural projects. Then I remembered Erebor and Lake Town

the chad tolkien vs the virgin GRRM

Remember that time the (((dwarves))) and elves worked together on a project and both sides wanted it so the (((dwarves))) janked the elf that helped them thus starting centuries of enmity between their races?

Of course, it's just a coincidence they keep being forced out of their homes and keep having to try to find new places to live

Always remember the six gorillion that died in the smaugocost

Smaugocost

Oh, if only.

So they're taking even more steps to remove themselves from the gene pool. That's very kind of them.

"Sex is the cement that glues together every relationship"

Imagine believing this

I have a good relationship with my coworkers

Fun the whole family can enjoy

fucking hell

when my dad left my mom at least he had the guts to tell us

eastern europe memes

Just like when dad went to buy milk and never came back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyway how are you my gamer words

https://www.firstthings.com/article/1997/04/tobacco-and-the-soul

Reminder to smoke pipes and cigars

@Crux tobacco pipe smoker

here

I love how he straigjt up calls chewers subhumans

And weeders degenerates

@Crux i mean are they not?

Smoking in general is pretty gross

Agreed

i mean its your opinion.

oy mate.

I mean, tbf, he was expelled 17 times. He pretty much just brought it on himself.

Fart

yea

Still though, the only ones taking their holy services even semi-seriously are Muslims. Sad.

Now that is funny