Message from @MawLr

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2019-05-13 16:01:46 UTC  

It is not clear is Salim is more than 2 years old

2019-05-13 16:02:49 UTC  

It is implied he was, considering they mention it as "only an indulgence concerning the nursing of Salim alone"

2019-05-13 16:14:07 UTC  

"He had a disease in his anus that could only be cured by semen, mashallah"

2019-05-13 16:14:14 UTC  

Still one of my favourites.

2019-05-13 16:22:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/577531144179023896/DBXdHdxVYAAn0v2.jpg

2019-05-13 16:35:47 UTC  

For those who want to support an actually Christian author of things https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/earthworm-jim-the-comic-book#/

2019-05-13 16:56:06 UTC  

For those who don't know, Doug is the main creative mind behind some videogames like Earthworm Jim and The Neverhood, as well as quite some graphic novels. He is, openly, very christian (prot, as usual where he lives) with quite some integrity and wit.

2019-05-13 17:01:16 UTC  

So apparently the Tolkien movie was not good

2019-05-13 17:01:24 UTC  

And won’t release internationally

2019-05-13 17:01:39 UTC  

lmao

2019-05-13 17:01:41 UTC  

what a surprise

2019-05-13 17:02:22 UTC  

I’ve been reading and it seems that the fact that he was a devout Catholic was completely ignored

2019-05-13 17:02:38 UTC  

<:rubbetirub:550020519420755970>

2019-05-13 17:02:49 UTC  

Take the life of an über christian creator of beauty and turn him into generic soy-compliant food for leftards

2019-05-13 17:03:16 UTC  

Tolkien is truly an inspiration

2019-05-13 17:03:26 UTC  

He went through a lot and never yielded and inch

2019-05-13 17:03:34 UTC  

Waiting for the Mel Gibson version

2019-05-13 17:04:05 UTC  

_I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer._

2019-05-13 17:05:00 UTC  

I actually cry evry tiem

2019-05-13 17:09:33 UTC  

He was such a great author

2019-05-13 17:09:53 UTC  

It’s also very inspiring that he married his childhood love

2019-05-13 17:10:01 UTC  

Despite her being a proddie

2019-05-13 19:07:22 UTC  

Mel Gibson version of Tolkien
*the goblins were actually jews*

2019-05-13 19:08:28 UTC  

It's literally the dwarves

2019-05-13 19:08:46 UTC  

The dwarves are the jews at the time of Christ

2019-05-13 19:08:52 UTC  

The goblins are the jews afterwards

2019-05-13 19:08:52 UTC  

Greedy and isolationist and they really hate the tall blondes

2019-05-13 19:09:05 UTC  

Lollll gotcha

2019-05-13 19:17:14 UTC  

Yeah someone should convince Mel

2019-05-13 19:17:39 UTC  

Inb4 Jim Cavizel as Aragorn

2019-05-13 19:22:54 UTC  

and the orks are the niggers

2019-05-13 19:25:04 UTC  

King Theoden is eternal anglo

2019-05-13 19:25:35 UTC  

Hobbits are based welshmen

2019-05-13 19:54:22 UTC  

>Welsh
>Based

2019-05-13 19:54:36 UTC  

Mate, I don't know where you get your information from, but I think you'd better have a word.

2019-05-13 20:21:50 UTC  

The dwarvish language is based on hebrew too - jews confirmed

2019-05-13 20:29:32 UTC  

Hoard gold until they attract dragons...

2019-05-13 20:31:58 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-13 20:32:23 UTC  

and they specifically dont till the earth or grow any of their food, rely on their skill as merchants to get what they need

2019-05-13 20:33:56 UTC  

Incredibly unfriendly to outsiders. Tolkien said very few outsiders know the Dwarven tongue, and even then only bits and pieces

2019-05-13 20:34:39 UTC  

"Fathers would beg us to take their sons asapprentices, and pay us handsomely,especially in food-supplies, which we never bothered to grow or find for ourselves"