Apart from the short one I mentioned earlier

"Yahya related to me from Malik from Yahya ibn Said that a man said to Abu Musa al-Ashari, "I drank some milk from my wife's breasts and it went into my stomach." Abu Musa said, "I can only but think that she is haram for you." Abdullah ibn Masud said, "Look at what opinion you are giving the man." Abu Musa said, "Then what do you say?" Abdullah ibn Masud said, "There is only kinship by suckling in the first two years."

Abu Musa said, "Do not ask me about anything while this learned man is among you.""

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"Yahya related to me from Malik that Abdullah ibn Dinar said, "A man came to Abdullah ibn Umar when I waswith him at the place where judgments were given and asked him about the suckling of an older person. Abdullah ibn Umar replied, 'A man came to Umar ibn al-Khattab and said, 'I have a slave-girl and I used to have intercourse with her. My wife went to her and suckled her. When I went to the girl, my wife told me to watch out, because she had suckled her!' Umar told him to beat his wife and to go to his slave-girl because kinship by suckling was only by the suckling of the young.' ""

What...

Ah, I think this is the one you meant

"https://sunnah.com/urn/413070

It is not clear is Salim is more than 2 years old

It is implied he was, considering they mention it as "only an indulgence concerning the nursing of Salim alone"

"He had a disease in his anus that could only be cured by semen, mashallah"

Still one of my favourites.

@Based Chav

For those who want to support an actually Christian author of things https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/earthworm-jim-the-comic-book#/

For those who don't know, Doug is the main creative mind behind some videogames like Earthworm Jim and The Neverhood, as well as quite some graphic novels. He is, openly, very christian (prot, as usual where he lives) with quite some integrity and wit.

So apparently the Tolkien movie was not good

And won’t release internationally

lmao

what a surprise

I’ve been reading and it seems that the fact that he was a devout Catholic was completely ignored

<:rubbetirub:550020519420755970>

Take the life of an über christian creator of beauty and turn him into generic soy-compliant food for leftards

Tolkien is truly an inspiration

He went through a lot and never yielded and inch

Waiting for the Mel Gibson version

_I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer._

I actually cry evry tiem

He was such a great author

It’s also very inspiring that he married his childhood love

Despite her being a proddie

Mel Gibson version of Tolkien
*the goblins were actually jews*

It's literally the dwarves

The dwarves are the jews at the time of Christ

The goblins are the jews afterwards

Greedy and isolationist and they really hate the tall blondes

Lollll gotcha

Yeah someone should convince Mel

Inb4 Jim Cavizel as Aragorn

and the orks are the niggers

King Theoden is eternal anglo

Hobbits are based welshmen

>Welsh
>Based

Mate, I don't know where you get your information from, but I think you'd better have a word.