Message from @TheImperator
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It looks legit
I went to youtube
You're too late lol. I just watched a minute of gameplay. Looks good for kids
Yeah, it 'should' be good for kids, but like I said, it has a lot of really weirdly brutal, cruel, and cynical, shit in it. That's what makes it hilarious.
There's this one point where you can burn a bunch of helpless animals to death as a distraction, and no one even questions it.
There's also one episode where there's a Minecraft dictator, and it's 'gently' implied that she burns dissidents, alive, in furnaces.
It's seriously the most absurd shit I've ever seen.
what did I miss
I was talking about how hilarious Minecraft: Story Mode is, both as a concept, and the actual game
the party I was at was horrible, left like an hour and a half ago, went to get food w/ my brother instead
interesting
Yeah, I left off on the fact that, despite being a game marketed towards kids who like Minecraft, one of the episode literally has a Minecraft dictator in it, where it's 'implied' that she burns dissidents in giant furnaces.
Oy vey
Also you can drag one of the antagonists, kicking and screaming, over to a waterfall, and then push him off to his death, without any hesitation. That's a choice in friggen Minecraft: Story Mode.
It's hilarious
Sounds metal as fuck
It's basically like someone took a really bad script for Game of Thrones and shoved it into Minecraft, and marketed it towards the autistic kids that play Minecraft all day. It's the worst thing ever, but it's really funny.
There's also this one part where you can burn a bunch of helpless animals to death as a distraction, and no one gives you any slack over it.
BRUH
Like I said, it's hilarious. Imagine some 12 year old playing this game and making the decision to throw the antagonist off a cliff while he screams for help.
Anyways..
Time to praise the Lord and put the day to rest
Holy shit
that game is on Netflix
It is, my little brothers played it lmao
Hey
I played GTA when I was 4 years old.
:^)
I played teen games when i was 6
I played E10+ games at 11
Damn
Badass
@Arminius IV why
get back
I have to get sleep, tomorrow lol
plus i cant hear you guys very well without my headset

