Message from @TheImperator

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2019-05-18 05:47:56 UTC  

It looks legit

2019-05-18 05:48:25 UTC  

I went to youtube

2019-05-18 05:48:52 UTC  

You're too late lol. I just watched a minute of gameplay. Looks good for kids

2019-05-18 05:49:38 UTC  

Yeah, it 'should' be good for kids, but like I said, it has a lot of really weirdly brutal, cruel, and cynical, shit in it. That's what makes it hilarious.

2019-05-18 05:50:22 UTC  

There's this one point where you can burn a bunch of helpless animals to death as a distraction, and no one even questions it.

2019-05-18 05:53:03 UTC  

There's also one episode where there's a Minecraft dictator, and it's 'gently' implied that she burns dissidents, alive, in furnaces.

2019-05-18 05:53:15 UTC  

It's seriously the most absurd shit I've ever seen.

2019-05-18 05:55:15 UTC  

what did I miss

2019-05-18 05:55:38 UTC  

I was talking about how hilarious Minecraft: Story Mode is, both as a concept, and the actual game

2019-05-18 05:55:48 UTC  

the party I was at was horrible, left like an hour and a half ago, went to get food w/ my brother instead

2019-05-18 05:56:02 UTC  

interesting

2019-05-18 05:56:57 UTC  

Yeah, I left off on the fact that, despite being a game marketed towards kids who like Minecraft, one of the episode literally has a Minecraft dictator in it, where it's 'implied' that she burns dissidents in giant furnaces.

2019-05-18 05:57:25 UTC  

Oy vey

2019-05-18 05:58:08 UTC  

Also you can drag one of the antagonists, kicking and screaming, over to a waterfall, and then push him off to his death, without any hesitation. That's a choice in friggen Minecraft: Story Mode.

2019-05-18 05:58:16 UTC  

It's hilarious

2019-05-18 05:58:34 UTC  

Sounds metal as fuck

2019-05-18 05:59:51 UTC  

It's basically like someone took a really bad script for Game of Thrones and shoved it into Minecraft, and marketed it towards the autistic kids that play Minecraft all day. It's the worst thing ever, but it's really funny.

2019-05-18 06:00:19 UTC  

There's also this one part where you can burn a bunch of helpless animals to death as a distraction, and no one gives you any slack over it.

2019-05-18 06:00:35 UTC  

BRUH

2019-05-18 06:02:41 UTC  

Like I said, it's hilarious. Imagine some 12 year old playing this game and making the decision to throw the antagonist off a cliff while he screams for help.

2019-05-18 06:03:04 UTC  

How the fuck this even got made I have no idea, but it's the best worst thing ever

2019-05-18 06:03:39 UTC  

Anyways..

2019-05-18 06:03:55 UTC  

Time to praise the Lord and put the day to rest

2019-05-18 06:34:23 UTC  

Holy shit

2019-05-18 06:34:31 UTC  

that game is on Netflix

2019-05-18 06:36:22 UTC  

It is, my little brothers played it lmao

2019-05-18 06:50:52 UTC  

Hey

2019-05-18 06:50:58 UTC  

I played GTA when I was 4 years old.

2019-05-18 06:51:04 UTC  

:^)

2019-05-18 06:51:37 UTC  

I played teen games when i was 6

2019-05-18 07:26:58 UTC  

I played E10+ games at 11

2019-05-18 07:28:00 UTC  

Damn

2019-05-18 07:28:08 UTC  

Badass

2019-05-18 07:58:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/579216335482126346/ky0miwdunwjz.png

2019-05-18 08:50:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/579229356430327812/received_2151390171537865.jpeg

2019-05-18 08:53:42 UTC  
2019-05-18 08:53:49 UTC  

get back

2019-05-18 09:17:08 UTC  

I have to get sleep, tomorrow lol

2019-05-18 09:17:44 UTC  

plus i cant hear you guys very well without my headset