Message from @Mozalbete ⳩
Discord ID: 603303085271679036
mormons: begome alien :-DDDDD
<:gib:550020532746190859>
maybe I'll just be a scientologist
mormon beliefs arent inherently more ridiculous than any system of belief or lack thereof
we can use the thirsty tradboiz to flirt to convert
since the woman follows the man's religion most of the time anyways
my post almost seems to be mocking yours before you said anything
same applies to scientologists imo
especially when you consider why morminism came about and spread
the lack of any kind of living mystical tradition among prots
I'm still pretty sure the church of scientology is illegally keeping people captive
through Saints we create a living, breathing bond between us and God
but also between us and the land
whereas the prots do not
its why theyre so eager to support israel. because ancient israel is where the gospels take place, and by superimposing modern israel on ancient one, they creare this link
but mormons, theyve given the americas a Christian history. a Christian mythology, in the non fedora sense of the word
Magic underwear <:eksdee:558283291292336138> <:eksdee:558283291292336138> <:eksdee:558283291292336138>
<:bruh:569616839340982272> PFFF
reminds me of the anti-seabear circle in spongebob for some reason lmfao
yeah well, its better than what the prots offer
John Smith’s account contradicts itself :-DDDDD
They’re a less radical form of islam in how ridiculous they are
yuh
They are a hundred times more ridiculous than Islam
and that's saying something
That’s hard to tell
On one side you have the Jesus doppelgänger
On the other you have aliens and planets for your own
oof
Well, some of the prophets of Mormonism have also said, for example, that Adam was the Father before ascending to Godhead or something very similar
Doesn’t islam say the Sun rises from a mud puddle?
w h a t
And a million more things like that
You have no idea, you poor FOOL
I think Mormons also follow the halal food thing
No bacon for thee
Islam also says that the seed of a man, is stored in his spine so...
Mormonism more like autism
Ah yeah the sperm is in the back lmao
SPERM BACK SPERM BACK