i wonder if i can request grill mormon missionaries
to convert them of course

Racial holy war

Grill mormons are the best mormons

Mormon girls are their best missionaries.

I like how you always see the prayer groups and first timers led by the most attractive blonde girl in the congregation. No need to mention she already has a husband.

Cheeky bastards.

Mfw mormon girls have flirt to convert as their mission

They legitimately do.

I mean, I would say we should follow suit, but we barely have enough trad wives for ourselves as it is.

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top dang

what if I just sling a mormon girl over my shoulder and take her with me though

Begome mong and proselytize in full tunic

Who needs blondes when you have the Lord and a cool tunic

yuh

Because being honest, the best strategy against the mormons is to mock them lmao

Where’s my free planet

gimmie planet

mormons: begome alien :-DDDDD

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maybe I'll just be a scientologist

mormon beliefs arent inherently more ridiculous than any system of belief or lack thereof

we can use the thirsty tradboiz to flirt to convert

since the woman follows the man's religion most of the time anyways

my post almost seems to be mocking yours before you said anything

same applies to scientologists imo

especially when you consider why morminism came about and spread

the lack of any kind of living mystical tradition among prots

I'm still pretty sure the church of scientology is illegally keeping people captive

through Saints we create a living, breathing bond between us and God
but also between us and the land

whereas the prots do not

its why theyre so eager to support israel. because ancient israel is where the gospels take place, and by superimposing modern israel on ancient one, they creare this link

but mormons, theyve given the americas a Christian history. a Christian mythology, in the non fedora sense of the word

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reminds me of the anti-seabear circle in spongebob for some reason lmfao

yeah well, its better than what the prots offer

John Smith’s account contradicts itself :-DDDDD

Mormon beliefs are extremely more ridiculous than 99% of other beliefs

They’re a less radical form of islam in how ridiculous they are

yuh