if i could

is it possible to begome without a parish

I don't know what that is sorry.

probably no anyways

kill me

No friend. You must die without us.

I need to be baptized

Yeah that's mandatory.

Tfw baptized twice. <:wojakbrainlet1:510858664534474752>

tfw never baptized <:pinkwojak:509489876975091729>

Is it not worth it getting baptized by protties

I mean trust me I'd kill to be Orthodox but it's literally impossible

When do protties baptize?

At age of reason?

I guess

Are you american?

yes

Aren't there Ortho places over there?

Tfw took church for granted this whole time <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

no not really

Tfw two baptisms weren't enough to deflect the **phase**.

Nearest one is 150 km

Oof.

yeah and I work like i cant do that

plz end it

I don't wanna be protestant <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

pastor billy with his guitars and baseball cap

Prottie bulli time to lift spirits <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

mood rn

>kill to be orthodox, okay schismnigger

Love me some afternoon catho salt.

Yesterday he was praising Islam

So...

Oh.

👀

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That's not very gang weed of you.

My typing has gotten progressively less coherent recently.

@Deleted User stop making excuses and convert, if you ain't gonna, stop larping and fuck off lmao.

Must be the alzheimer's taking it's toll.