Had to copy and paste their tweets just in case they got "deleted" but f * * K this is some good s * * t

😏

Oh dang

I knew I dug them

I never really listened to them that much but I think I might now lol

Gotta support those who speak up on (((them)))

niggas whom are going to a methodist church in two days

please end me

<:cringecat:591726219603738644>

Sorry fella.

It's terminal.

i know

You have. The **schism**.

what can i do about it :c

You know damn well what to do bud.

Begome.

i literally would

if i could

is it possible to begome without a parish

I don't know what that is sorry.

probably no anyways

kill me

No friend. You must die without us.

I need to be baptized

Yeah that's mandatory.

Tfw baptized twice. <:wojakbrainlet1:510858664534474752>

tfw never baptized <:pinkwojak:509489876975091729>

Is it not worth it getting baptized by protties

I mean trust me I'd kill to be Orthodox but it's literally impossible

When do protties baptize?

At age of reason?

I guess

Are you american?

yes

Aren't there Ortho places over there?

Tfw took church for granted this whole time <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

no not really

Tfw two baptisms weren't enough to deflect the **phase**.

Nearest one is 150 km

Oof.