Aren't there Ortho places over there?

Tfw took church for granted this whole time <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

no not really

Tfw two baptisms weren't enough to deflect the **phase**.

Nearest one is 150 km

Oof.

yeah and I work like i cant do that

plz end it

I don't wanna be protestant <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

pastor billy with his guitars and baseball cap

Prottie bulli time to lift spirits <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

mood rn

>kill to be orthodox, okay schismnigger

Love me some afternoon catho salt.

Yesterday he was praising Islam

So...

Oh.

👀

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That's not very gang weed of you.

My typing has gotten progressively less coherent recently.

@Deleted User stop making excuses and convert, if you ain't gonna, stop larping and fuck off lmao.

Must be the alzheimer's taking it's toll.

@Wrath howms't

What Wrath said.

He's still pretty new though.

No excessive bully please.

Go to Church, stop bitching about there not being an Orthodox Church nearby.

Apathy won't save your soul my friend.

which one then

Even if you switch to being a schismnigger afterwards, go Catholic. Even they recognize that it's better than being a prot

Right @Deleted User

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Now now, dont <:cringecat:591726219603738644> me

This nibba don't even know the differences between denoms lmao

I'm struggling to find a church too

I'd rather be a schismnigger than listen to pastor mozambique sing kumbaya during novus ordo mass

I used to attend a Quaker church and they're pretty fucked

Christ almighty

I give up, if you wanna be a schismnigger without knowing any theology go right ahead. But have fun knowing that until you convert, get baptized, chrismated and all that good stuff... your soul is doomed to hell.