The open honesty has done me well tbh

So you’re reveling in being a crackbaby / contemptible junkie who wears fedoras, doesn’t shave, has a meth body, and wants to be president

Ok

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Based

Green eyes are a win

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 5!

No

Go

Away

Mee6

That’s a five o clock shadow, looks less like a baby face and less like red neck beard. And no meth, meths bad mmmkay, but yeah, for some reason the fidora became more of a thing over time, originally it was just a work hat given to me, kept sawdust and other random stuff out of my eyes and helped absorb sweat

Then it over time became a part of my style

Why you so skinny

You have a methtabolism

I’m 5’7” and 165

Bruh

But yes I do have a fast metabolism

Well that’s reasonable

I actually have a baby fat roll on me

😅

Oh lovely

I mean you sound like the type of guy who checks out of reality to evade violent tendencies

I just can sense it in the way you talk

Idk how

That and the fact acp wouldn’t shut up about your electro convulsive CBT or whatever

But I am more muscle than fat now, I used to be four to six inches shorter but 265+, this was due to when I got off off adhd medication, which I wasn’t adhd, I all of the sudden tasted food, so soda and sweets here I come, then I got fat, real fat, didn’t like it, started being really active, like really active, and twenty years later I’m still decently built but small yes, it’s very deceptive, like a hidden weapon or card

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Funny you say that, guess natural camo still works

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Hmm

Ok

Remember, ninjas don’t look like ninjas, they look like anyone else to blend in, but they aren’t, not formally trained in that or nothing, though I do know how to properly wield swords instead of swinging them around like an idiot, but unarmed and short melee are more my thing but I don’t disregard any aspect of martialism

So you study anatomy and stuff to make your body a self sufficient weapon?

I heard that somewhere I don’t remember where

Yep, I’ve even almost broken knuckles several times hitting stone, trees, metal, if you’re blocking and striking points are harder than average bone density, you win more contact interactions period

Just T pose to assert dominace

And then bust their Achilles’ tendon

Train muscle memory also, my counter battery is a son of a bitch, when Audie gets on I’ll have him tell you what happened when a og crypto hit me good😂

Oh no

Not the crypto people