Message from @Jonathan The Shaman
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Away
Mee6
That’s a five o clock shadow, looks less like a baby face and less like red neck beard. And no meth, meths bad mmmkay, but yeah, for some reason the fidora became more of a thing over time, originally it was just a work hat given to me, kept sawdust and other random stuff out of my eyes and helped absorb sweat
Then it over time became a part of my style
Why you so skinny
You have a methtabolism
I’m 5’7” and 165
Bruh
But yes I do have a fast metabolism
Well that’s reasonable
I actually have a baby fat roll on me
😅
Oh lovely
I mean you sound like the type of guy who checks out of reality to evade violent tendencies
I just can sense it in the way you talk
Idk how
That and the fact acp wouldn’t shut up about your electro convulsive CBT or whatever
But I am more muscle than fat now, I used to be four to six inches shorter but 265+, this was due to when I got off off adhd medication, which I wasn’t adhd, I all of the sudden tasted food, so soda and sweets here I come, then I got fat, real fat, didn’t like it, started being really active, like really active, and twenty years later I’m still decently built but small yes, it’s very deceptive, like a hidden weapon or card
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Hmm
Ok
Remember, ninjas don’t look like ninjas, they look like anyone else to blend in, but they aren’t, not formally trained in that or nothing, though I do know how to properly wield swords instead of swinging them around like an idiot, but unarmed and short melee are more my thing but I don’t disregard any aspect of martialism
So you study anatomy and stuff to make your body a self sufficient weapon?
I heard that somewhere I don’t remember where
Yep, I’ve even almost broken knuckles several times hitting stone, trees, metal, if you’re blocking and striking points are harder than average bone density, you win more contact interactions period
Just T pose to assert dominace
And then bust their Achilles’ tendon
Train muscle memory also, my counter battery is a son of a bitch, when Audie gets on I’ll have him tell you what happened when a og crypto hit me good😂
Oh no
Not the crypto people
😫
Eso traumatizes me with that shit
I do tell people to avoid letting your opponents get to your dead side
Just kick them in the knee at the right angle and get off to the ASMR Level crunch
Nah, not crypto, crypts, they are a gang in America, they wear blue
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Smh
It’s fdimb