I have successfully engaged Penis plan.

GG @THWARTED, you just advanced to level 9!

broken ribs be damned, my penis is a champion.

Let me guess, mini crane, hydraulics, and straps

😂😂

Wheelchair, my lap she sat.

Besides ribs, I only have a fracture in my leg and it's not a complete break so it's just in a cast.

Nice, good job, bet it was hard to pull out considering you could only back up, but you probably had the breaks on the wheels on

The fuck are you going on about

Oh god that’s cursed

😂

John boy why

Girl did it

😅

Kinda growling in me tbh

Your inner persona is growling inside you?

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Ok

Guess it’s new for me to be completely open about who I am online, can’t do what I’m doing with the LCU if I won’t unveil who I am or what I look like, where I’m from, how I got here, and how I found my current beliefs

The open honesty has done me well tbh

So you’re reveling in being a crackbaby / contemptible junkie who wears fedoras, doesn’t shave, has a meth body, and wants to be president

Ok

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Based

Green eyes are a win

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 5!

No

Go

Away

Mee6

That’s a five o clock shadow, looks less like a baby face and less like red neck beard. And no meth, meths bad mmmkay, but yeah, for some reason the fidora became more of a thing over time, originally it was just a work hat given to me, kept sawdust and other random stuff out of my eyes and helped absorb sweat

Then it over time became a part of my style

Why you so skinny

You have a methtabolism

I’m 5’7” and 165

Bruh

But yes I do have a fast metabolism

Well that’s reasonable

I actually have a baby fat roll on me

😅