So those I'll get at work.

what store do you work at

Lowe's

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Sequin-Xmas-Hat-Santa-Christmas-Adult-Cap-Christmas-Hat-Xmas-Party-Supplies-Christmas-Decoration/32832895309.html Good but cheap.

Just found a Christmas gift for my dad

qt

qt

no u

what a qt reaction

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would this count as an affiliate link ?

wait it doesn't work

nope no affiliate tag nor cookie (it needs https:// )

thank you @foxhunt

these art socks r cool https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Women-3D-Retro-Van-Gogh-Oil-Painting-Art-socks-Funny-Cotton-Patterned-Starry-Night-in/32823993341.html

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keychain balls

perfect chinkmas gift

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I own a couple of these pens and I've bought them for others. Edgy spike aside, they're comfy as fuck and very durable, they also take standard Parker pen refills

@Matthew could you do us a favour and see how hard it is to break something like a beer bottle with it? The degenerates that have just moved into my complex don't break down their rubbish so the recycling bins are always full. Looking for something to break glass with so our inside bin is more space efficient

Just get 2x4 wood plank

Not space efficient or quiet + my recycling bin is a fairly small target

Break glass with a pen?

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Yes it has a glass breaking function dear,

@kylemd The breaker tip is plenty hard enough to break glass bottles, but I wouldn't recommend shoving your hand into a bin of glass trying to break it. I personally use the breaker tip more as a scribe to mark measurements and whatnot

i love bolt action pens

@Matthew are those pens reusable in terms of breaking glass? or is it a one time use thing

@sully it's reusable. I suppose if you break 600 windows with it or something eventually the tip won't have as sharp a point on it or something, but they're plenty durable

nice, thanks matt.

what happens if you use it on your skin

nothing

@Kimichiboi it will hurt? It's just a very hard pointy thing. Why are so many people questioning the mechanics of a metal pen with a tungsten spike on it? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

@Matthew hope you've got a deal with the seller because I just bought two of those pens

@Cole affiliate links are for faggots, enjoy the pens.

Kek don't smash beer bottles with that pen, they are probably to break car windows so you can escape, beer bottles are made from tougher glass, if you want to smash them, just use gloves and a hammer

For me, its an unloaded staple gun.

There any good chink wallets?

```FUNDS ARE SAFU```

please stop shitpost friend :(