@timsandtoms why did you buy so many

Work at a retail store. Got one for all the employees at the customer service desk two years back, the whole front-end last year, going for the whole store this year.

cute

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/75cm-Black-plush-hat-White-fur-Adult-Christmas-hat-party-High-Quality-Fur-Xmas-Cap/32858540346.html Pretty good quality. Pretty long. Less of a disappointingly tiny pompom at the end.

Worth noting is that MOST of these aren't going to be super fluffy inside, they're more on the scratchy side and have disappointing pompoms. Usually. I can check specific ones for whatever if anyone actually wants info on one, but that seems like a lot of effort unless someone actually wanted to know. Usually these are more of a wear it for a couple of evenings type things.

@timsandtoms https://www.ebay.com/itm/Seasons-Greetings-Bah-Humbug-Santa-Hat-SG13318/332822271361

We have those SOMEWHERE in the store, we just haven't done all the Christmas resets yet.

So those I'll get at work.

what store do you work at

Lowe's

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Sequin-Xmas-Hat-Santa-Christmas-Adult-Cap-Christmas-Hat-Xmas-Party-Supplies-Christmas-Decoration/32832895309.html Good but cheap.

Just found a Christmas gift for my dad

qt

qt

no u

what a qt reaction

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ammoon-Mini-5-Watt-9V-Battery-Powered-Amp-Amplifier-Speaker-for-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar-Ukulele-High/32848519109.html

would this count as an affiliate link ?

wait it doesn't work

nope no affiliate tag nor cookie (it needs https:// )

thank you @foxhunt

these art socks r cool https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Women-3D-Retro-Van-Gogh-Oil-Painting-Art-socks-Funny-Cotton-Patterned-Starry-Night-in/32823993341.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Brass-Bull-Balls-Keychain-Key-Ring/2927094_32819114161.html

keychain balls

perfect chinkmas gift

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32894490448.html

I own a couple of these pens and I've bought them for others. Edgy spike aside, they're comfy as fuck and very durable, they also take standard Parker pen refills

@Matthew could you do us a favour and see how hard it is to break something like a beer bottle with it? The degenerates that have just moved into my complex don't break down their rubbish so the recycling bins are always full. Looking for something to break glass with so our inside bin is more space efficient

Just get 2x4 wood plank

Not space efficient or quiet + my recycling bin is a fairly small target

Break glass with a pen?

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Yes it has a glass breaking function dear,

@kylemd The breaker tip is plenty hard enough to break glass bottles, but I wouldn't recommend shoving your hand into a bin of glass trying to break it. I personally use the breaker tip more as a scribe to mark measurements and whatnot

i love bolt action pens

@Matthew are those pens reusable in terms of breaking glass? or is it a one time use thing

@sully it's reusable. I suppose if you break 600 windows with it or something eventually the tip won't have as sharp a point on it or something, but they're plenty durable

nice, thanks matt.

what happens if you use it on your skin

nothing

@Kimichiboi it will hurt? It's just a very hard pointy thing. Why are so many people questioning the mechanics of a metal pen with a tungsten spike on it? <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>