Though you don't even have to lift yourself up from the chair you're glued to, you can now receive God lessons on YouTube

Kek wtd

Can't wait for the next step in the evolution and make it 360 and vr friendly

I have no idea why YouTube recommended me this, but I sure as hell ain't complaining

OTO SŁOWO BOŻE

🙏

✝

@porco piggy is sensitive tonight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I could just have banned you for shitposting outside of off topic, you realize that I hope

Instead I silently deleted your shit

So just take it like a man and stop bitching about it

Can do, bossman

So now that we're in the proper channel:
Yeah, that's why it sucks 😏

That's exactly why it sucks

!advice

The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity.

@johnfrum

!advice

Never run a marathon in Crocs.

Why not

!question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

Fuck how was it

!answer !question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

Ah

!answer why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

>gives advice
>can't explain reasoning

!advice

Don't be afraid to ask questions.

!question

!advice

Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass.

!advice

If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person.

!advice

Keep it simple.

!advice

If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip.

I use Bluetooth