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!advice
Never run a marathon in Crocs.
Why not
!question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?
Fuck how was it
!answer !question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input
Ah
!answer why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input
>gives advice
>can't explain reasoning
!advice
Don't be afraid to ask questions.
!question
!advice
Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass.
!advice
If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person.
!advice
Keep it simple.
If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip.
I use Bluetooth
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Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
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You're not as fat as you think you are.
what about skinnyness
!advice
If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet.
!advice
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The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.
Why the hell am I getting Russian notifications on my Chinese phone set to use English in Schweden?
My talking Tom 2: something about a roulette
man that no future gf really hits home
especially temper as short as height
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Thanks, Spaq, my boy.