You forgot the part where you possess the incubus and with the aid of Satan you pierce her vagina giving her infernal pleasure

Sum, be honest

Are you a virgin

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Yes

You'll make a fine sacrifice to Bagloth, then

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Waiting till 30 for the wizard powers

I'll pour one out for all the virgins

Didn't you hear? The guild raised the Wizard age to 40 because of the excessive amount of applicants these days

fuck

@sum here <:bleach:264926641359290368>

But wait, if I undergo a gender change will the Sorceress age apply or still Wizard?

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Reassignment surgery involves someone other than you touching your genitalia

It invalidates you

What if it will be homemade DIY

That's arcane magic forbidden to man

Sit on chainsaw method

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hmmm

I've got an axe, I can still go full French revolution with guillotine on the donger

But wait, how will I fap after that

prostate

>chainsaw method

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Imagine building a tiny guillotine just for your penis

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Wear an executioners hood before you pull the rope

i just realized i don't even have plants vs zombies

yikes

YUH

@gecho microwave.

Sex change any% speedrun bad ending

sex change any% tas

Shit, all that talk about cutting and damaging the peepee and now mine kinda hurts ;(

@sum quick cut it off before it spreads

I don't have a chainsaw nearby tho

but what if your girlfriend has a penis too