Message from @Sminem

Discord ID: 535269549411401749


2019-01-17 00:20:55 UTC  

Everyone that posted in <#189811441174446080> should explain it to him, since he's so eager to understand

2019-01-17 00:23:06 UTC  

That depends on his meaning

2019-01-17 00:23:26 UTC  

I agree that I'd never like, have friends over and we all watch porn and beat off

2019-01-17 00:24:08 UTC  

>he doesn't want to cross-beat-the-meat

2019-01-17 00:24:26 UTC  

I'd like to cross-beat-the-matt tbh

2019-01-17 00:24:31 UTC  

Very gay

2019-01-17 00:24:39 UTC  

what if you were jerking off a trap?

2019-01-17 00:24:42 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-01-17 00:25:18 UTC  

did you never put on gay porn and just sat there next to each other on the couch and checked who was the first one to get an erection??

2019-01-17 00:25:22 UTC  

didnt you have a youth?

2019-01-17 00:25:25 UTC  

That reminds me

2019-01-17 00:25:37 UTC  
2019-01-17 00:25:51 UTC  

What even is the userbase role

2019-01-17 00:26:07 UTC  

Mods half-assed making the server more secure

2019-01-17 00:53:27 UTC  

I just did a fresh Windows 10 install a few days ago, and now none of my desktop shortcuts show the little arrow indicating that they're a shortcut. Any of y'all know how to fix that?

2019-01-17 01:05:16 UTC  

Install Gentoo XD

2019-01-17 01:25:50 UTC  

I think I could get a job here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/535268480522518544/unknown.png

2019-01-17 01:25:58 UTC  

/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs/jobs

2019-01-17 01:26:03 UTC  

that fucking redirect

2019-01-17 01:30:05 UTC  

I want to live the life of a kid that gets REALLY into church

2019-01-17 01:47:56 UTC  

No you don't

2019-01-17 01:48:12 UTC  

You must really like being molested then

2019-01-17 01:48:12 UTC  

Because in the end, the church gets REALLY into YOU

2019-01-17 01:48:17 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-01-17 01:49:32 UTC  

My joke was better. Yours was all punchline and no wordplay.

2019-01-17 01:49:56 UTC  

>the fucking state of <#189811441174446080>

2019-01-17 01:49:59 UTC  

Would you put your dick in someone without at least lubing up first?

2019-01-17 01:50:01 UTC  

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

2019-01-17 01:51:07 UTC  

You could also just become a Buddhist monk

2019-01-17 01:51:30 UTC  

Because chinks won't really pose a threat if they try anything funny

2019-01-17 01:52:15 UTC  

That's how they getcha, dummy

2019-01-17 01:52:54 UTC  

Lure you in with their cute slanty eyes and tiny dicks

2019-01-17 01:53:06 UTC  

Then the fist of the shaolin comes out

2019-01-17 01:53:31 UTC  

Wu Tang Clan is truly nothing to fuck with.

2019-01-17 01:54:19 UTC  

Yes, I'm sure their shaolin fists can pump me well when the time will come

2019-01-17 02:12:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/535280135151288342/image0-20.jpg

2019-01-17 03:11:43 UTC  

“Semenly” Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess,”

2019-01-17 03:11:44 UTC  

kek

2019-01-17 03:18:25 UTC  

why do they keep bullying huawei