Message from @porco

Discord ID: 535526672431185955


2019-01-17 17:53:09 UTC  

No manlets allowed <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-17 18:11:28 UTC  

works fine for me too

2019-01-17 18:21:25 UTC  

If I have a wireless charging phone, can I use any wireless charger or does it have to be one specific for that model?

2019-01-17 18:23:24 UTC  

you can fast charge it in the microwave @porco

2019-01-17 18:29:15 UTC  

I believe you, you have no reason to lie to me. But, I don't have a microwave <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-01-17 18:29:21 UTC  

sad!

2019-01-17 18:29:32 UTC  

any @porco

2019-01-17 18:29:46 UTC  

get smart microwave

2019-01-17 18:29:48 UTC  

ikea has a decent one if you dont want wait for chinkshit

2019-01-17 18:29:51 UTC  

Also Apple ones on an android phone?

2019-01-17 18:29:59 UTC  

whoa

2019-01-17 18:30:04 UTC  

I found a second hand apple one online

2019-01-17 18:30:05 UTC  

no microwave? how do you live?

2019-01-17 18:30:19 UTC  

Eh I have a Taiwanese girl at home

2019-01-17 18:30:21 UTC  

She cooks

2019-01-17 18:30:29 UTC  

What do I need a microwave for?

2019-01-17 18:30:42 UTC  

to heat up shit?

2019-01-17 18:31:01 UTC  

warm up leftovers?

2019-01-17 18:31:09 UTC  

We have a steamer for this

2019-01-17 18:31:21 UTC  

put phone in steamer to fast charge

2019-01-17 18:31:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/535526672431185951/IMG_20190117_193138.jpg

2019-01-17 18:31:56 UTC  

Microwaved shit gets soft and weird

2019-01-17 18:32:05 UTC  

no shit gets weird in THAT

2019-01-17 18:32:09 UTC  

all that steam?

2019-01-17 18:32:11 UTC  

So when we warm up something, we use the steamer

2019-01-17 18:32:20 UTC  

Of course it won't taste like fresh

2019-01-17 18:32:22 UTC  

it has to be wet

2019-01-17 18:32:31 UTC  

But it destroys much less than a microwave does

2019-01-17 18:32:34 UTC  

sell chink phone get microwave

2019-01-17 18:33:01 UTC  

Give it a try, that one I posted is like 30€ and you can do lots of shit with it

2019-01-17 18:33:24 UTC  

can it do potato?

2019-01-17 18:33:53 UTC  

By the gods, that main woman on The Orville is so fucking repulsive.

2019-01-17 18:35:34 UTC  

It can do all kinds of vegetables, also potato.

2019-01-17 18:35:50 UTC  

But the best thing it does it fish

2019-01-17 18:35:53 UTC  

can you cook stuff in it?

2019-01-17 18:35:57 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-17 18:36:03 UTC  

It's what it's made for

2019-01-17 18:36:09 UTC  

steam brocolli is supposed to be the shit

2019-01-17 18:36:13 UTC  

if you can cook a phone, you can charge a potato

2019-01-17 18:36:17 UTC  

It is

2019-01-17 18:36:28 UTC  

Also carrots are great steamed