Also Apple ones on an android phone?

whoa

I found a second hand apple one online

no microwave? how do you live?

Eh I have a Taiwanese girl at home

She cooks

What do I need a microwave for?

to heat up shit?

warm up leftovers?

We have a steamer for this

put phone in steamer to fast charge

Microwaved shit gets soft and weird

no shit gets weird in THAT

all that steam?

So when we warm up something, we use the steamer

Of course it won't taste like fresh

it has to be wet

But it destroys much less than a microwave does

sell chink phone get microwave

Give it a try, that one I posted is like 30€ and you can do lots of shit with it

can it do potato?

By the gods, that main woman on The Orville is so fucking repulsive.

It can do all kinds of vegetables, also potato.

But the best thing it does it fish

can you cook stuff in it?

Yes

It's what it's made for

steam brocolli is supposed to be the shit

if you can cook a phone, you can charge a potato

It is

Also carrots are great steamed

Mushrooms are surprisingly good, too

You can just take a zucchini, broccoli, carrots, mushrooms and a bit of salmon, steam the whole thing and you have a great meal with just a bit of chopping effort

I will in the future

I'm too broke for fresh things

Aren't fresh things cheaper?

aldi keeps it real with 69 cent spaghetti

When I was on that level, I preferred the Rewe 0.49 € rice

well

basmati rice + some cheap meat + aldi chinese soup veggies + tabasco = a great meal