Can you say youre finnish law enforcement and supeona Discord logs?

>inb4 they dont store it

Fuck iff they do

I need to bail out of this car, I was tricked.

There was no candy in the van after all?

A coworker offered to drive me to a diner for lunch and now hes bringing his gf he is arguing non stop with.

>some other faggot is trying to abduct John before I can

Oh hell no

And he keeps looking back occasionally like he wants me to back him up

Mmmm you can smell the awkwardness in the air

That is the fucking worst John

Side with the gf just to spite him

I need to work with him and not his gf

Or just say all the random mouse trap facts you know about

Did you know there exist such a trap that uses the same rubber bands used to castrate goats?

I tried to change the subject and they keep getting back to arguing.

The rubber bands work by tightening so hard the ball dries and falls off

truly the pinnacle of modern tech

Start quietly sobbing

Why the fuck did ge think I would hav an opinion about a loan his gf applied for to start a yoga studio?

>his co-workers gf is a yoga thot

Yoga studio eh? Have you thought about doing something which can actually earn you money?

CHANCE

Fuck this, I bet the diner uses canned corn beef too. I bet he doesnt even know what cornbeef hash is

"Is today a national beef day? I feel like that restaurant isn't the only place where I can find some today"

the shitty witty persona is best

Poor John.

Okay, we're here. Should I try to stick it out or just order and ignore then or uber and pretend I have a problem at home?

if someone says a diner is great and drives like 15 minutes out is is actually good? @Matthew

I rarely eat out

That's why you are tfwnogf

>I rarely eat out

John is my brother? I didn't know

That should be the tagline for all my exes

25 pages out of 30 minimum, still haven't touched the main subject of the thesis

😎

Water flowing well

It's a damn Niagara falls

Engineer degree?