>atleast we're not the UK yet

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Just google robert morrow

Looks like fellow kids type of person

Fucking stray cats man

I like cats

They avoid me though

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Better for you

Never forget

Why are you still at home?

And if youre on your phone why the fuck do you have that saved

inb4 google photos folder of johnstuff

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@Tervy

Can you say youre finnish law enforcement and supeona Discord logs?

>inb4 they dont store it

Fuck iff they do

I need to bail out of this car, I was tricked.

There was no candy in the van after all?

A coworker offered to drive me to a diner for lunch and now hes bringing his gf he is arguing non stop with.

>some other faggot is trying to abduct John before I can

Oh hell no

And he keeps looking back occasionally like he wants me to back him up

Mmmm you can smell the awkwardness in the air

That is the fucking worst John

Side with the gf just to spite him

I need to work with him and not his gf

Or just say all the random mouse trap facts you know about

Did you know there exist such a trap that uses the same rubber bands used to castrate goats?

I tried to change the subject and they keep getting back to arguing.

The rubber bands work by tightening so hard the ball dries and falls off

truly the pinnacle of modern tech

Start quietly sobbing

Why the fuck did ge think I would hav an opinion about a loan his gf applied for to start a yoga studio?

>his co-workers gf is a yoga thot

Yoga studio eh? Have you thought about doing something which can actually earn you money?