Message from @sum
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And if youre on your phone why the fuck do you have that saved
inb4 google photos folder of johnstuff
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Can you say youre finnish law enforcement and supeona Discord logs?
>inb4 they dont store it
Fuck iff they do
I need to bail out of this car, I was tricked.
There was no candy in the van after all?
A coworker offered to drive me to a diner for lunch and now hes bringing his gf he is arguing non stop with.
>some other faggot is trying to abduct John before I can
Oh hell no
And he keeps looking back occasionally like he wants me to back him up
Mmmm you can smell the awkwardness in the air
That is the fucking worst John
Side with the gf just to spite him
I need to work with him and not his gf
Or just say all the random mouse trap facts you know about
I tried to change the subject and they keep getting back to arguing.
The rubber bands work by tightening so hard the ball dries and falls off
truly the pinnacle of modern tech
Start quietly sobbing
Why the fuck did ge think I would hav an opinion about a loan his gf applied for to start a yoga studio?
>his co-workers gf is a yoga thot
Yoga studio eh? Have you thought about doing something which can actually earn you money?
CHANCE
Fuck this, I bet the diner uses canned corn beef too. I bet he doesnt even know what cornbeef hash is
"Is today a national beef day? I feel like that restaurant isn't the only place where I can find some today"
the shitty witty persona is best
Poor John.
Okay, we're here. Should I try to stick it out or just order and ignore then or uber and pretend I have a problem at home?
if someone says a diner is great and drives like 15 minutes out is is actually good? @Matthew
I rarely eat out
That's why you are tfwnogf
>I rarely eat out
John is my brother? I didn't know
That should be the tagline for all my exes