Elves are minors till they're like 200, dummy

they are physically adult at 16-18 and mentally adult at 100.

Um excuse me sweetie, are you arguing Elf-lore with me?

i'm using the D&D version

specifically 5th-ed

that's okay, we all make mistakes

>be a girl
>post a few pictures online once in a while
>boom $1500 per month

Who says women have it hard?

the ugly ones that can't do that

or women who dont have internet

also >women > in internet

choose one

Even the ugly ones as long as they hide thier face and aren't fat can probably make a decent amount.

Lewd voice actresses are very commonly fat

Whoa there, we are edging towards and actual job and having talent

Moaning into a microphone isn't talent, John

And let's remember the average acting skills of a porn star

Is ASMR talent though?

God, no

I mean the autists who do shit like grind rocks or whittle wood are pretty much foley artists

the video of that chick burping during ASMR is still one of the funniest videos on the planet to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVQ7yoV9Vjc

I mean, don't get me wrong, there ARE certain sounds that are very satisfying, but ASMR is weird fetish shit

not always

Besides the first elf picture where she's making a normal face, she just looks like a generic Instagram slut

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1EwvLTwwloHYKvc0eiPOVChrAdPrcJUmx

you guys are so hopeless all the time

feels like giving my baby brother the good porn links

except theres no porn

and she looks retarded

yeah but

you didn't have that again

You implied that was a good porn link. You lied.

gotta fix the situation

it's a good content link

she has no porn