Message from @Matthew
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elf girl is belle delphine
her insta screams issues
Like what? Daddy issues or whatever's popular with thoths now?
As I've said, she and her boyfriend are both pretty retarded
Her BF will do everything to track you down and blackmail you if you ever say anything bad about her
.....yikes
that's $3000 yearly over minimum wage
I too try to hard
or more
I try not to get mad at patreon stats, because it's capitalism at work
The market has judged a woman with 3 pounds of makeup, crossed eyes, and a gaping mouth as worthy of 1500 bucks a month
that "market" is probably robots.
Wait
She was a minor just a year ago
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Elves are minors till they're like 200, dummy
they are physically adult at 16-18 and mentally adult at 100.
i'm using the D&D version
specifically 5th-ed
that's okay, we all make mistakes
>be a girl
>post a few pictures online once in a while
>boom $1500 per month
Who says women have it hard?
the ugly ones that can't do that
or women who dont have internet
also >women > in internet
choose one
Even the ugly ones as long as they hide thier face and aren't fat can probably make a decent amount.
Lewd voice actresses are very commonly fat
Whoa there, we are edging towards and actual job and having talent
Moaning into a microphone isn't talent, John
And let's remember the average acting skills of a porn star
Is ASMR talent though?
God, no
I mean the autists who do shit like grind rocks or whittle wood are pretty much foley artists
the video of that chick burping during ASMR is still one of the funniest videos on the planet to me
I mean, don't get me wrong, there ARE certain sounds that are very satisfying, but ASMR is weird fetish shit