Silly string

i've done similar distance

tbh

Is there a pressure cooker in your balls?

Wtf

idk fam i try to outdo myself everytime

When your cum hits the ceiling then drips down on your face

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is this devilman crybaby

i remember when /b/ was trying to gaslight people into cumming on their own face

n-not that I ever did it

I did it once accidentally

Landed right on my lip and in my hair

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How the fuck are you people launching that shit accross the room?

@POMF=3 Try not beating off literally every day

Save up for a week, then edge for at least an hour

you'll blast ropes, I promise

At best I'm getting 3 inches of distance when I do that.

I just don't push far.

I need some keegals in my life clearly.

Do your keagles, little bitch

You're not wrong.

kegels*

I also realized that.

but was too lazy to fix it.

@Igmdigm he spelled it correctly

I bet you're a dirty euro that can't into the american way

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Literally everything spells it kegel

>he didn't get the pun

Then again, you play League

You think I have time to read your shitty puns

Yet you have time to reply to me

Because it takes like 2 seconds

So does reading my pun

>all this semen talk
Blasting ropes >>>> Cuckdribble
feelsgoodman

tbh

all that I thought about when I saw him rail her face with his cum from across the room is if I'd feel it if he did it inside me

>if he did it inside me