Message from @Matthew
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April from YouthLust (ManyVids) - https://gfycat.com/SarcasticCanineBoilweevil - vid: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b817853bc38d
Jesus wtf that cumshot
Silly string
i've done similar distance
tbh
Is there a pressure cooker in your balls?
Wtf
idk fam i try to outdo myself everytime
When your cum hits the ceiling then drips down on your face
<:ceraEw:461069121686339594>
is this devilman crybaby
i remember when /b/ was trying to gaslight people into cumming on their own face
n-not that I ever did it
I did it once accidentally
Landed right on my lip and in my hair
<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>
How the fuck are you people launching that shit accross the room?
you'll blast ropes, I promise
At best I'm getting 3 inches of distance when I do that.
I just don't push far.
I need some keegals in my life clearly.
Do your keagles, little bitch
You're not wrong.
kegels*
I also realized that.
but was too lazy to fix it.
@Igmdigm he spelled it correctly
I bet you're a dirty euro that can't into the american way
<:turt:443131018950606878>
Literally everything spells it kegel
>he didn't get the pun
Then again, you play League
You think I have time to read your shitty puns
Yet you have time to reply to me
Because it takes like 2 seconds
So does reading my pun
>all this semen talk
Blasting ropes >>>> Cuckdribble
feelsgoodman