At best I'm getting 3 inches of distance when I do that.

I just don't push far.

I need some keegals in my life clearly.

Do your keagles, little bitch

You're not wrong.

kegels*

I also realized that.

but was too lazy to fix it.

@Igmdigm he spelled it correctly

I bet you're a dirty euro that can't into the american way

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Literally everything spells it kegel

>he didn't get the pun

Then again, you play League

You think I have time to read your shitty puns

Yet you have time to reply to me

Because it takes like 2 seconds

So does reading my pun

>all this semen talk
Blasting ropes >>>> Cuckdribble
feelsgoodman

tbh

all that I thought about when I saw him rail her face with his cum from across the room is if I'd feel it if he did it inside me

>if he did it inside me

Bro

That's gay

What if it's a chick named William

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im a girl pretending to be a guy

now send me your dick pics

Do you see it

Might have to bust out the magnifying glass

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Imagine unironically being offended by someone calling you gay

Yeah, but then again, you're a faggot yourself

Only on the weekend.

uniicorn - https://gfycat.com/RegalAthleticCaribou - chaturbate: https://chaturbate.com/uniicorn/

fucking blue hair no tit having ass

I'm fine with no tits, look at those hips. My problem is wtf is this, she's not even trying

https://twitter.com/MerDeKyle7/status/1045564361773731841

@Igmdigm this is what passes for "teasing" for someone so doped on antidepressants and mood stabilizers to feel actual arousal.

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