Message from @porco

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2017-08-18 10:47:10 UTC  

but this is the same as fuck white people

2017-08-18 10:59:53 UTC  

also this dialect sound so dum

2017-08-18 14:36:52 UTC  

being in my home town is bad sometimes. met a roastie today that i havent seen in 4 years. apparently she spent the last 3 years in china. i managed to not to spill the spaghetti in front of her and didnt reveal my power level

2017-08-18 14:37:17 UTC  

"s-so what tier was your c-city?"

2017-08-18 14:37:34 UTC  

haha "b-by the way theres this group im a part of...."

2017-08-18 14:37:53 UTC  

mate going back to hometown is brutal. anytime you run into old class mates, they are DESPERATE to compare their life to you

2017-08-18 14:38:01 UTC  

or just complain about how shit their life is

2017-08-18 14:38:53 UTC  

yes, mostly i can avoid them. they often dont react if you show no sign of knowing them

2017-08-18 14:39:07 UTC  

she didnt give me the choice though

2017-08-18 14:40:44 UTC  

but honestly, there were quite some questions racing through my head that would be fine to ask in the anonimity of the web

2017-08-18 14:40:54 UTC  

but would have made myself cringe in person

2017-08-18 14:41:09 UTC  

"d-do you have anything from xiaomi?"

2017-08-18 14:42:44 UTC  

if shes your average roastie, i guarantee you she probably got no cultural gains there

2017-08-18 14:42:56 UTC  

i have some coworkers who have been here for a year and a half and can speak no chinese

2017-08-18 14:43:01 UTC  

can barely say "i want this"

2017-08-18 14:43:12 UTC  

it seems impossible to not learn more

2017-08-18 14:43:39 UTC  

q-qing wen ni h-hui shuo ying wen m-ma

2017-08-18 14:43:57 UTC  

theres no way they can even say that

2017-08-18 14:44:01 UTC  

wew

2017-08-18 14:55:38 UTC  

she was/is a language teacher and knew chinese before she went there. probably got a really good job offer

2017-08-18 14:56:43 UTC  

first thing I learned in Mandarin was "eat shit"

2017-08-18 15:02:21 UTC  

learning chinese was where it all went wrong

2017-08-18 15:10:17 UTC  

would you?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/348121431596466176/IMG_20170818_1417561.jpg

2017-08-18 15:10:41 UTC  

it sounds so disgusting but the curiosity is strong

2017-08-18 15:10:59 UTC  

I would

2017-08-18 15:11:00 UTC  

tbqh

2017-08-18 15:22:16 UTC  

would I what? get food poisoning? >chink beer <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-08-18 15:24:05 UTC  

I'd expect taiwanese to be a bit more stringent than mainland chinks

2017-08-18 16:06:21 UTC  

Is it even honey though, not sure

2017-08-18 16:06:41 UTC  

Yellow sugary paste, same ding

2017-08-18 16:07:15 UTC  

Oh it's Taiwan, guess it could be, dunno

2017-08-18 16:21:09 UTC  

no, honey isnt vegan <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-18 19:19:44 UTC  

@porco How does it sound disgusting? Honey beer = mead. Or something akin to it.

2017-08-18 21:00:28 UTC  

china seems like a chill place to live

2017-08-18 21:00:33 UTC  

i always watch vlogs

2017-08-18 21:00:37 UTC  

of fags there

2017-08-18 21:00:45 UTC  

cheap electronics and shit

2017-08-18 21:00:48 UTC  

low cost of living

2017-08-18 21:00:52 UTC  

but u gotta work shit jobs

2017-08-18 21:00:56 UTC  

like teaching

2017-08-18 21:29:12 UTC  

I like the youtube racemixer duo